Client: Can you have it done by this monday?
Me: But today’s Monday.
Client: Yeah, I need it in a few hours.
Me:Â There are literally two hours left in the day.Â
Client: Well I won’t need it for Tuesday, so you better hurry if you want to get paid.Â
When I see a girl with tan skin in the winter
I’m just like:
Internet addresses are about to expand way past .com and .org, to .whatever you can imagine
Internet addresses are about to expand way past .com and .org, to .whatever you can imagine
And the money is rolling
When somebody says they like my Facebook profile picture
I’m like:
