i wish i had kim kardashian’s talent of not having any talent and making money out of it
When I’m trying to calculate the tip for dinner
I’m just like:
Did you know that…
Apocalypse means REVELATION nothing scary about that!
Your life is right now! It’s not later! It’s not in that time of retirement. It’s not when the lover gets here. It’s not when you’ve moved into the new house. It’s not when you get the better job. Your life is right now. It will always be right now. You might as well decide to start enjoying your life right now, because it’s not ever going to get better than right now—until it gets better right now!