When a guy tries to tell me what to do
I’m just like:
After reading an old letter from someone you used to be close with
Article: How elite universities are killing the American dream
How elite universities are killing the American dream http://qz.com/95845/how-elite-universities-are-killing-the-american-dream/
When somebody thinks I’m too drunk and gives me a shot of water instead of vodka
I’m just like:
When I want to get breakfast but my friends already ate
I’m just like:
Article: Scientists find proof plants are capable of complex arithmetic
Scientists find proof plants are capable of complex arithmetic http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/10134715/Scientists-find-proof-plants-are-capable-of-complex-arithmetic.html
When my friends and I look at the pictures we took black out drunk the night before
Article: Starbucks pays UK corporation tax for first time since 2009
Starbucks pays UK corporation tax for first time since 2009 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23019514
